For those of you who have not given up all hope of me every writing here again, thank you. And I hope the following will serve as some small reward for your loyalty....
Raleigh is a goldendoodle. A small, black (yes, black) golden doodle who belongs to my sister, Jenna, and her fiancé, Jay.
Raleigh has already achieved a modicum of internet fame for being the starring pet in Jay's recent article for Deadspin on how to housetrain your puppy.
Raleigh is about to be exposed for what she is: the antithesis to my joy.