Showing posts from September, 2014

The Birds

The Spidery Hellscape That Is My Lawn

To the strangers who saved me today, thank you.

That Special Moment When Your Pants Fit Again

The Mommy Shame Game (alternate title: Let's Stop Being A**holes to Each Other)

Live Blogging a Dishwasher Installation

Finding Religion Before A Scheduled Appliance Installation

Happy Anniversaries Come in Many Flavors. Preferably Chocolate and PJs

Apparently Old Men Blow Dry Their Balls in the Locker Room

Consequences of Ignoring the New Workout Plan

Oral Fixation

Water Torture / Parenting Entertainment

The New Workout Plan

The Black Plate, Chapter 1

Pillow Talk