Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Daycare Admissions: Like College on Steroids and Paranoia

A few years ago, a good friend of mine had her first child. After the fact, she told us her labor and delivery story, which included her apologizing on behalf of the legal profession to the anesthesiologist (in between screams) for making her sign so many damn consent forms before she could have her epidural.

Any doctor will tell you that lawyers as a breed have done an excellent job of instilling the need for an abundance of ass-covering measures. As it turns out, they've done the same for daycares.

As someone who has filled out more than her fair share of daycare forms, allow me to explain.