Showing posts from 2014

On Santa

Dear Seattle Drivers....

On dentist visits and moral superiority

Make no mistake, Comcast is f*cking you over.

According to Avery (3 months old)

Anatomy of a Parenting Fail

A transplant's guide to living in Seattle

On the selfishness of motherhood

Child Care (aka paying 2k a month to have your balls in a vice)

Requiem for my hair

The Black Plate, Chapter 3: Swearing at the Receptionist

I voted. So should you.

To sleep train or not sleep train: why the f*ck is this even a question?

Like an otter to water

Chestnut Wars: Squirrels vs. Old Asian Ladies

Mark has a delicate sense of smell

Boobs on a plane

A new perspective on pumping

The Black Plate, Chapter 2: UPS Signature Required

A mother's first day back at work

Reminding myself that I don't want an HOA

Good Vibrations, Breastfeeding Edition

That time when I almost killed my husband during a Seahawks game

The Importance of Running with the Herd

The baby giveth freedom. The baby fighteth like hell to take it away.

The Birds

The Spidery Hellscape That Is My Lawn

To the strangers who saved me today, thank you.

That Special Moment When Your Pants Fit Again

The Mommy Shame Game (alternate title: Let's Stop Being A**holes to Each Other)

Live Blogging a Dishwasher Installation

Finding Religion Before A Scheduled Appliance Installation

Happy Anniversaries Come in Many Flavors. Preferably Chocolate and PJs

Apparently Old Men Blow Dry Their Balls in the Locker Room

Consequences of Ignoring the New Workout Plan

Oral Fixation

Water Torture / Parenting Entertainment

The New Workout Plan

The Black Plate, Chapter 1

Pillow Talk