Thursday, January 8, 2015

A Classic Moment in History: Dick's Sporting Goods Edition

Christmas 2010. Mark and I are in Colorado for the holiday with my family. It's the morning after the big day, and my sister is in hot pursuit of a new fleece jacket, hoping to get one on sale.

In order to avoid the clamoring hoards as much as possible, as well as give herself the best chance at actually securing the correct jacket in the correct size, she decides she is going to look up what time the Dick's Sporting Goods at the local mall is scheduled to open.

Friday, January 2, 2015

New Year's resolution season at the gym

January is new year's resolution month, AKA the only time of year that the gym is actually crowded. Regular gym goers hate January. Suddenly, the gym becomes a crowded purgatory filled with self-righteous resolution rats who understand nothing about fitness equipment or etiquette. If you are this person, read on at your own peril. You're about to learn some cold, hard truths.